You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...