Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...