A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
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BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
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A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Some police quotes
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Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
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Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...