Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...