Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...