Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...