What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...