Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Ways A Nerd Can Impress
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date10. Flash the big wads...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...