Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...