How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...