Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....