Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother…
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.