Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Pilot On Drugs
“Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs”10. All the in-flight meals are...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!