Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...