Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
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He was de-lighted!
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Definition of a Wife!
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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
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The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...