Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...