A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...