How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Why are spiders like tops?
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I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...