Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked…
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat...