The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Sunburnt Manhood
A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable...
Six Bad Days
Six Bad Days1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...