Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...