What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...