What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...