A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Camel Questions
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks,...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.