Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...