Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.