Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Don’t be sexist…
Don’t be sexist… broads hate that!
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...