What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...