New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...