Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...