2 jokes
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Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Wedding Toasts 5
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Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Not On Your Anniversary!
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A Senior Citizen
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Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Mirthy Facts
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