Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...