The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.