Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.