Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...