When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Pregnancy Advice…
Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...