Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...