Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...