Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam…
There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named...