He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Polak Is Mugged
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...