A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Assassin Interview
fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...