Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...