Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.