God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…
World’s Worst Pick-up Lines…I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...