A neutron at a bar
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A present for the anniversary
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Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Glossary of music terms
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A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...