Dog washing
A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...