Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...