Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...