Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...