The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Texan with a new car
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The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Howe 2 right gud
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Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
The birthday study
|It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...