The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...