The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...