Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...